Dear Children

Dear Children...
I would like to give you written notice on Reminders, Warnings and Promises of the things I will be doing or have done.

Reminders!
 I will always be the mom with the camera in my hand making you smile and pose, so just suck it up, and get it over with.


 Yes, I love babies. They love me back. If I have a goofy smile, it is because I just saw a baby. And NO this does not make me creepy.


 I don’t care if you are 21 and grown and taller than me, this 5’3 lady can still bend you over my knee. Or pinch you under the arm.


 You can never convince me that you are not the best at something. So, if you don’t want me to go off on you, than don’t put yourself down in front of me.


 When someone is being ugly to you, and you are telling me all about it, I may be smiling and understanding on the outside, but trust me the momma bear on the inside is ready to bring out the claws.


 Yes, you have favor with me, yes I think you are perfect and the most prettiest and handsome kids ever, I have no idea what everyone else’s problem is that don’t see it too.

Warnings!

 See first thru six bullets in Reminders, that will never change..

 Yes, I will be the annoying mom that attends all your games and ceremonies with my camera.. AND will be that grandma that goes to every sporting event, recital and award ceremony with my camera.


 Yes, I can be the mother in law from hell to your spouse, But as long as you are happy, and are loved, I promise to be the best mother in law ever.


 Yes, I will babysit your children, I won’t have to go far since I will be living with you. (lol)


 Yes, I will still make Sunday dinner for you to come over and visit me,


 You can never be too old to make me a home made card. EVER!


 I love the Holidays, but I will never make you feel stressed out or left out, if you cannot see me on that day.


 Honesty is my Best Policy

Promises!
 I am MOM and I love you! That will never change.


 My door and ear is always open.


 Honesty is my Best Policy..


 I will always be your biggest fan and cheerleader!

Love Always
Mom